Omg. So, this book, right? A book. A BEEPING BOOK THAT IS SO BEEPING SAD. I WILL GO CRY IN MY BATHTUB ALL NIGHT. Anyway, as you can see this book is SO sad. So, this girl, Hazel, has this kind of lung disease that is, like, incurable, but SHE is like, awesome, so she's like, I'm gonna be awesome and live through this disease that, like nobody lives through unless you have like super awesome powers or something. I'm not saying she has any kind of super powers or anything, but she lives through this disease. She's awesome. So, her mom thinks, well, knows that she is depressed, so her mom sends Hazel to this support group in the Literal Heart of Jesus. Long story. Anyway, one day she gets there, and her friend, Issac, brings a friend (Agustus, Gus) who Hazel finds extremely attractive. Gus asks her to go watch a movie with him and soon they become very good friends. If you know what I mean. :o . lol. Anyway, so yeah. hazel loves this book called An Imperial Affection which is a book about this girl with cancer who dies; really confusing-By this guy named Van Houter. He's a drunk idiot. You'll find that out soon enough. They want to go to his house and see what happens in the end of the book because it leaves you on a giant cliffhanger with no sequal. So they go to Amsterdam to see this guy, and he totally disappoints them. I'm going to wrap up the end in a few sentences. Gus tells Hazel that his cancer is back, sets up his own pre-funeral where Hazel makes this really awesome eulogy and it's so sweet. Then, wait for it, He dies. GUS BEEPING DIES. I am done here.
